Mom: So, there was nothing on last night, so I watched that one vampire show of yours.
Me: …yeah…it was a horrible episode
Mom: So, they killed Bonnie’s mom and turned her into a vampire?
Mom: Why would Stefan and Damon do that?! I thought Bonnie was their friend.
Me: Oh, haven’t you noticed, Mom? No one is Bonnie’s friend. She’s only good for a couple spells here and there and then, to hell with her.
Mom: That is just some messed up shit going on in that show then.
Me: I know, Mom, I know.